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Demystifying Evangelism- strictly spiritual.

07 Jun

You may have been deceived. All these years, how you’ve perceived it to be, its prerequisites, what you thought it involved…they may all be wrong. And in this 4 minute read I’ll paint a pretty picture and hopefully, you’ll see that you’ve been evangelizing your whole life…but not enough times about what matters most.

Evangelism is not the end product of a three-year bible school, a forty-day dry fast or even a special calling. It is not the reserve of spiritually mature prayer warriors or exuberant Christians with no life outside the church. It is not even exclusive to Christianity. If you ask me, ‘evangelism’ is as secular a word as ‘eating’, gossiping, texting, chatting, or jogging.

Evangelism is talking about something that excites you. Simple as that. When you were a baby, and your favorite food was ‘Tom brown’, each time you giggled when you were having it, you were evangelizing its deliciousness. Now that you are grown and can use the internet, each time you put a comment up, or recommend a page, or like a post, you are in fact evangelizing.

Scratch the thought that an evangelist is a blue long-sleeve-shirt-wearing, anti-cosmetic, anti-pork eating pious person who has a Bible at hand at any given time. You’re an evangelist even in a bikini and a g-string. The question is; what are you evangelizing?

Last week my friend Freda sent this text;

I KNOW THAT JESUS CHRIST CAME FOR ME. I TRUST THAT YOU KNOW IT TOO. WHY NOT TELL THAT OTHER PERSON WHO DOES NOT KNOW IT YET?

It’s so simple (96% of the words are single syllables), yet it packs so much truth.

For all the reasons why you might think that talking about a God –who doesn’t easily fit into your compartmentalized fast-paced life- is not your thing, I have a short story for you. Read the rest of this entry »

 
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Jealous Of The Thief On The Cross

30 May

When I was little, well not so little. When I started seeing life proper, and a sexual climax was portrayed as the most intensely blissful feeling a man could ever have. When numbered Swiss accounts, friends in the corridor of immense power and terrific physique seemed the true definition of la dolce vita (the good life), for a long time I desired them more than what the Bible offered. Maybe if then, I had been shrewdly offered them, with conditions that subtly but eventually robbed me of my salvation, maybe I might have taken it. Most likely.

About the death of Jesus, I thought the luckiest man in the Bible was the thief to the right of Jesus’ cross. The one to whom He said “Today, you shall be with me in paradise.” I thought “wow! A life of orgies, adrenaline rushes, ruthlessly acquired wealth, grossly misused power and on the verge of death, I get a free ticket to Heaven? Could anything beat that? The best of both worlds.” If I ever wished that the Bible had evidence that revealed the exact date the second coming will be, it wasn’t so that I could intensify the aggression with which I evangelized or went about my father’s business, it was so that if I strayed away, I could clean up my act the day before Jesus returned.

Men who got to say the Sinner’s Prayer on their death beds seemed like such outsmarters of spiritual and moral justice. I felt it was a cheat to the rest of us who went out of our ways to lead chaste lives, to men like Joseph who flee from the luscious delectable supple bodies of women like  Portipher’s wife only to end up in the same after-life destination as the thief on the cross. A prostitute like Rahab, has her name in the most important book of all time when she spent more time sleeping with men for money than she did serving God. What a waste!

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I Saw God’s Facebook Profile!!!

26 May

Okay, so yesterday being a Gh. holiday and all, I got really bored and decided to search for my preferred list of popular people on facebook, I wanted to see how their privacy settings were like. I wanted to see which pictures they’d been tagged in, what events they had coming up. So I looked up Richard Branson, the CEO of Virgin Group; a subsidiary of his companies- Virgen Atlantic- recently set up in Ghana and are charging an all time low fare of $350 to go to London, I looked up Michael Jackson (the richest & most popular guy in the graveyard recently), Jack Welch (my legendary Business Icon), Jessica Alba(my idea of what gorgeous looks like when wrapped in human flesh), Zita Okaikoi (lol, our sorely missed –though hardly heard- ex- minister of info.) I even looked up Atta Mills. U see I don’t think we give him enough credit; some random guy sits on some radio station in Kumasi and has the ‘democratic guts’ to say that H.E John Evans Atta Mills looks like a chimp…he’s not even behind a police counter as we speak, he’s in prison; http://news.myjoyonline.com/news/201005/46635.asp. Economy or ecomini, that man wields influence, and must be accorded some respect at least.

Then I looked up God, I wanted to see the kinda guy he really was. If I had to be his friend before I could go through his stuff. How many friends he had, which pics he was in, his upcoming events and the like, and I was actually blown away! He didn’t even have a privacy setting; anyone could find out anything about him; I figured it’s probably because he has nothing to hide. I even saw his relationship status it read “In Love with Humankind.” I was like “that humankind girl sure is lucky!!” Read the rest of this entry »

 
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How Do U Take It God?

11 May

Just two days ago at church I saw a man leap forty feet high to touch the wood-paneled ceiling of the church hall , as if reaching for the foot of God. There was another totally drenched in his sweat, hugging himself sooo tight, I guess like he’ld have loved to feel God’s embrace.

Then I said to God “chaa Father, if the litmus test of whether or not I loved you was restricted to what I see being done, then u must see me as a major hater paah.” I felt I had to explain things to Him there and then, so I wrote this…

When I don’t roll on the floor during praises

When I leave church without a sweat-drenched shirt

When I don’t lose my voice after a serious prayer session

When I don’t cry a bucket full of tears during worship

When I don’t win souls every chance I get

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